“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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OHHH MMYYY GOOOODDD ITS SO CLOSE
stay safe my lovely American ravers :) have an amazing time x
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Meet Sygmond The Grey, a truly majestic cat from the northern lands of Legendary Maine.
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